You get your nicely wrapped loaf of Mr. Mustache bread and drool over it all afternoon. You know you should wait, but you just can’t. You give into temptation and unwrap your bread. You take a tiny piece and quickly stick it into your mouth. But then the unexpected happens, the bread taste funny. Your Imperial Cinnamon Raisin tastes cheesy with a hint of cinnamon! What do you do? My advice is this: Call Mr. Mustache.
I have been baking bread for almost one year, and I've never received a single complaint. I find it hard to believe that somewhere along the way I haven’t made a mistake. I think that because I am a kid people don’t want to hurt my feelings, but I'm running a business and I take it seriously. I may go in my room and cry for a bit (just kidding), but please tell me my mistakes so that I can learn from them.
So if your bread explodes, or if you get a loaf of sourdough and it is too heavy to lift, or if you open your bread wrappings and the bread explodes in your face, please let Mr. Mustache know. I will make you a new loaf.